영어 작업 멘트 - pickup lines

오늘 수업 때 우연히 pickup line 얘기가 나왔어요. 한참 전 수업 때 했던 걸 찾아보니까..

하드에 있네요! ^^

재미삼아 읽어보세요~~ (유치찬란..이라고만 생각하지 마시고)

무슨 뜻인지 활발한 의견 교환을 하셔도 됨다. ^^

1. Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

2. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my dreams all night

3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

4. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

5. I know I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk.

6. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

7. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

8. Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.

9. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

10. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

11. You are the reason men fall in love.

12. I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

13. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

14. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

15. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

16. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

17. Can I borrow a quarter, I told my Mom I’d call when I met the girl of my dreams.

18. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

19. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw!

20. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

21. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

22. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

23. If I followed you home, would you keep me?

24. Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on earth!

25. Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

26. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

27. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

28. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

29. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?

30. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

31. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

32. Are you related to Mike Tyson? Because you knock me out.

33. If you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be named McGourgous.

34. Your body must be a Visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be.

35. How you doin?

36. Please come here, I’m desperate.

37. Didn’t we go to different schools together?

38. Guy: Did you just fart? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because you just blew me away.

39. I hear your body is made up of 75% water, man am I thirsty!

40. Do you sleep on your stomach? (No) Can I?

41. I love you, you’re the best.

42. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I’d be walking in a garden forever.

43. You’re so sweet I’m getting cavities.

44. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

45. If I had a camera, I’d use the whole roll.

46. Your name must be Lucky Charms, cause you’re magically delicious.

47. Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?

48. If I were bread, would you be my butter?

49. God was showing off when he made you.

50. My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me all over.

51. Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice.

52. Aieeeah! Your eyes glow like the twin suns!

53. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

54. I’m The Man in Demand

55. There’s a star in the sky for every time I think of you

56. Hi, I’m incredibly rich.

57. I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!

58. Do you have a boyfriend?

59. I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who.

60. Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?

61. Statistically speaking the most effective pickup line of all time is “I love you”.

62. Can I dip you in chocolate?

63. Hi, what’s your name? Did you go to (put in a place) yesterday? (No) Oh, right that was in my dream.

64. I heard milk does a body good but man, how much have you been drinking?

65. If love were a drop of water, I’d be in the Atlantic Ocean.

66. If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for fear of losing you.

67. You know what I fell in? (What?) Love with you.

68. Excuse me, do you have Band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

69. Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re the bomb.

70. Hi, my name is (insert your name here)

71. Life without you is like a pencil without lead, pointless.

72. My love for you is like diarrhea; I can’t hold it in.

73. I think I’ve seen your picture somewhere. Oh yes, it was in the dictionary under SHA-BAM!

74. You’re so hot that you make the sun jealous.

75. Do you know what the square root of 81 is? (Hopefully they say nine) Oh, then you are not just another pretty face.

76. I lost my teddy bear so can I cuddle with you instead?

77. You’re so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.

78. Hey c’mon now, I’m ugly, you’re ugly, it’s perfect.

79. Can I borrow your library card, because I’d like to check you out!

80. I should call the police because you’re stealing my heart.

81. You’re more beautiful than 100 pink flamingos on a golf course.

82. If wishes came true I’d be having dinner with you tonight.

83. Girl: I’m sorry, I can’t talk right now, I have a(n) (some instrument) lesson. Guy: (instrument)? I thought angels played harps.

84. Excuse me, you look sexy, what’s your name?

85. If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

86. Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s out of business, and speaking of Hershey’s, how about a kiss?

87. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.

88. ASL?

89. Can I have your heart? I need it to be complete and I don’t feel whole without you.

90. It’s never easy meeting a complete stranger, especially one as beautiful as you, without being properly introduced. But shall we try anyway?

91. Gently rub the girl’s back and say, “I thought angels had wings.”

92. You must be the cause of global warming.

93. I don’t think a firefighter could put you out.

94. It looks like you need a man in your life. How about me?

95. Um, you have really beautiful…uh…eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is…you have a nice forehead, er ah…Do you believe in when I walk by…(To yourself) Oh man, STUPID STUPID STUPID!

96. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

97. Are you a broom? Because you sure swept me off my feet.

98. If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be black at night.

99. I think we should be lab partners because you and I have chemistry.

100. Did you know the distance from here (touch one side of the girl’s shoulder) to here (touch other side of shoulder so your arm is around her) is the same distance from here (touch same spot last touched) to here (grab her around the waist)

101. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to go out with me?

102. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

103. I thought Veryfine only came in a bottle.

104. (Walk up to them, place an ice cube on the floor and crush it with your foot) Now that we’ve broken the ice, what’s your name?

105. If I were a tear drop I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

106. If you’re here, who’s running heaven?

107. Do you know Karate? Because your body is kickin’

108. I’m going to put this tear of mine in the ocean. When you find it I’ll stop loving you.

109. If I were you I would go out with me.

110. Do you work for NASA? Because you’re outta this world.